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Monday, 2 March 2026

Electric Vehicles

Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.

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Friday, 27 February 2026

Dental Formulas

I mean, half of these are undefined. And your multiplication dots are too low; they look like decimal points.

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Wednesday, 25 February 2026

Little Red Dots

After a lot of analysis, I've determined that they're actually big red dots; they're just very far away.

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Monday, 23 February 2026

Amperage

Oh, and do you have any tips on how to vacuum up copper that's melted into your carpet?

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Friday, 20 February 2026

Eliminating the Impossible

'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.

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Wednesday, 18 February 2026

Plums

My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.

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Monday, 16 February 2026

SNEWS

People say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.

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