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Tuesday, 18 August 2026

Particle Physics Equipment

The one that sounds like the oracle at the center of the galaxy where the hero travels to hear a prophecy is probably Brookhaven National Laboratory's now-dismantled COSMOTRON.

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Friday, 14 August 2026

Accretionary Arc

The late Triassic rifting was caused by a dinosaur trying to use the control panel to escape a predator, but it was eaten before the continent could fully separate.

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Wednesday, 12 August 2026

Geology Building

The administration thinks it's weird, but the geologists say it looks normal.

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Monday, 10 August 2026

Size and Lifespan

With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.

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Friday, 7 August 2026

Trick Play

I've been trying to find out whether the Laws of the Game take the axiom of choice or not, but FIFA officials keep blocking my number.

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Wednesday, 5 August 2026

Antiques Roadshow

The family lore was that we've had it ever since it was ejected from a star-forming gas cloud, but it seems more likely that my great-grandparents probably just bought it while on vacation in the galactic thin disk.

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Monday, 3 August 2026

Maze

As a side effect of the research, mice are now the only known animals other than humans to have developed a Backrooms mythology.

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