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Friday, 10 July 2026

Toasting Marshmallows

We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.

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Wednesday, 8 July 2026

Airport Meeting

Although it was a setback for physics, I'm glad the particle naming rights issue led to the cancelation of Pizza Hut's Superconducting Super Collider in the early 90s, so the Double Stuffed Extra Cheese Topping Quark ended up just being named 'top quark.'

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Monday, 6 July 2026

Offside

The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(

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Friday, 3 July 2026

Types of Tornado Alert

I hate the unearthly sound my phone makes when the weather service issues a tornado harbinger.

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Wednesday, 1 July 2026

Holes

If you're thinking 'Wait, a giant crystal cave in Mexico? What's that?' then I'm SO excited for the image search you're about to do.

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Monday, 29 June 2026

Asteroid Threat

Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.

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Friday, 26 June 2026

720 Ollie

This discovery was key to his demonstration of regular/goofy symmetry violation, which won him gold in the theory portion of the X Games.

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