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Friday, 17 July 2026

Latitude and Longitude

NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).

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Wednesday, 15 July 2026

Time Change

All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.

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Monday, 13 July 2026

The Princess and the Pea

Once we've fully explored this space, we can start varying the number of princesses.

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Friday, 10 July 2026

Toasting Marshmallows

We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.

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Wednesday, 8 July 2026

Airport Meeting

Although it was a setback for physics, I'm glad the particle naming rights issue led to the cancelation of Pizza Hut's Superconducting Super Collider in the early 90s, so the Double Stuffed Extra Cheese Topping Quark ended up just being named 'top quark.'

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Monday, 6 July 2026

Offside

The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(

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Friday, 3 July 2026

Types of Tornado Alert

I hate the unearthly sound my phone makes when the weather service issues a tornado harbinger.

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