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Wednesday, 10 June 2026

Beam Pipe

'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom

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Monday, 8 June 2026

Nostalgia Content

Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

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Friday, 5 June 2026

Planetary Science

The research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.

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Wednesday, 3 June 2026

Detector

No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.

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Monday, 1 June 2026

Sunbeam

While weather control is typically thought of as a superpower, the unconscious ability of astronomers and astrophotographers to summon clouds is more properly classified as a curse.

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Friday, 29 May 2026

Ancestral Genomes

SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE RESEARCH: No further research is needed as it is frankly none of our business.

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Wednesday, 27 May 2026

Time Machine Conversation

It's possible to do sea navigation without a compass, but you'll have to get some spoilers from the Polynesians.

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